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Fastandfurious. Sat aprum lupus.

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Lupus? What does that mean?

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I studied Greek at school.

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- Go on.
-That.

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Legion, to positions!

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ASTERIX AND OBELIX: DUEL OF CHIEFS

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I declare the winner of the Duel of Chiefs

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Proromanix!

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Proromanix!

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Proromanix!

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Pro…

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romanix!

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Caesar! All this is for you!

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Caesar, I love you!

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- Duel of chiefs? First a duel of losers!
- Yeah, it's pretty lame.

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Not a drop of blood,
nor a broken bone, a gouged eye.

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- Terrible example for children.
- What kind of world are we leaving them?

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Yes, I totally agree. Don't get me started.

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More! More fighting!

20
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More fighting!

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That's mine, grandpa.

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Factorix!

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There is action on the podium.

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Yes, one slap.

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Oops! Not for the faint of heart.

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-Clover.
- Catch him!

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- Wake up.
- Do you know who I am?

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Factorix?

29
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When our Faktoro is with us

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- Faktorix, are you okay?
- Yes, Asterix, thank you.

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- I'm a little dizzy, but I'm fine.
-Good.

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You called me "Asterix"?

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- You are cured!
- To positions!

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This way.

35
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It's time for the shield ceremony!

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We have to be quick.

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We can't do anything.
We have to surrender, that's the law.

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- Obelix lost.
-That!

39
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Now I'm the boss of everyone!

40
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Not.

41
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Not all of them.

42
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Attention, please.

43
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The great Julius Caesar will address you.

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Thanks.

45
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Today, dear people, is a historic day.

46
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Today the last Gallic village fell.

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- I am the worst leader in the history of Gaul.
- Rome won today.

48
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-That.
-Today we occupied the whole of Gaul.

49
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All of Gaul? Oh no!

50
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One Gaul resists. I.
Not all of Gaul was occupied.

51
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What are you talking about? You are now a Roman.
Accept defeat, your boss has lost.

52
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No, because he's not my boss.

53
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Obelix banished me before the fight.

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Best boss decision, my friend.

55
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Come on, enough more pathos.

56
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Let's give each other flowers now
and let's throw petals in each other's faces.

57
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I am the last invincible Gal

58
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and my name is Gal Asterix!

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There is no end to that.

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What now? Why are they whistling?

61
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There was no fight, they want a show.

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First there is no bread, now there are no games...

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We will turn the arena into ruins!

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Okay, they want a show?

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He will get it.

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Want a show?

67
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That!

68
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I can't hear. Want a show?

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That!

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Louder!

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That!

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Then so be it.

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The fire unit will now set everything on fire.

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I repeat, fire unit. Thanks.

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Pali.

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My village!

77
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Oh, no, Julius.
If you break the rules, it changes everything.

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Oh, yes.

79
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But you won
why burn everything? That's stupid.

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Hey! The boss duel was your idea.

81
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But not to destroy or burn!

82
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Oh, of course.

83
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We should have knocked
at the door of the Gaelic huts and say:

84
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"We are attacking you, ignore us."

85
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Take the head out of the papyrus. This is war.

86
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Choose a side.

87
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Us or barbarians.

88
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Finally!

89
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The evening became interesting.

90
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Exciting, although not quite by the rules.

91
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Today you can no longer massacre,
immediately everyone revolts.

92
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Caesar, you are breaking the Gallic laws.

93
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See what I'll do with the Gallic laws.

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My fish shop!

95
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Sort out the fool.

96
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With pleasure. Mortus, come.

97
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It smells good.

98
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Before the fried fish. And not fresh.

99
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Up!

100
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I have a riddle for you, Gale.

101
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What's an invincible Gal without a potion?

102
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I don't know, maybe a victorious Gal?

103
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It's all right, kids.

104
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Ready?

105
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Stop, Gale!

106
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After us. And without tricks.

107
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Leave it to me! He is my prisoner.

108
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You… Stop the catapult.

109
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- Fastandfurius didn't say that.
- Caesar's orders.

110
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Okay, let's go!

111
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Mileycirus, help her.

112
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- Let's go with that.
- I don't like death wagons.

113
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I prefer shooting clay ducks, fishing...

114
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No.

115
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Not!

116
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- Hey, look at that.
-What?

117
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There, look.

118
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What are you doing, Roman?

119
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I choose my side. Follow me!

120
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My children, another battle awaits us.

121
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And without a magic potion.

122
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We must be united!

123
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The duel of chiefs is you.

124
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It's you.

125
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It's you.

126
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You, you and you!

127
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Let's show the Romans,

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chiefs

129
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it's us!

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Come on!

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- Let's go!
- You'll see!

132
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Reinforcements are being sought in the center of the arena

133
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because of the Gallic rebellion. Thanks.

134
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Move, let me go.

135
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Where are you going, Two-tooth?

136
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My name is Dvolozix.

137
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For Gaul!

138
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Traitor.

139
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THE ROMAN WORLD

140
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Even women get involved.
That's equality for you. Are you happy now?

141
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The world for the Romans
Not Gale villagers

142
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It teaches citizens
To follow the laws

143
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Oh, I believed in this.

144
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And not the Egyptians

145
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Not even the Greeks, neighbors
That world is just for the Romans

146
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In the world of the Romans
Latin is already known

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EXIT PROHIBITED

148
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Our home is there
Where everyone does their own thing

149
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If you refuse...

150
00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:29,541
No, Malix. If I try to fix it,
I only make it worse.

151
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Well, that's a good old-fashioned fight for me!

152
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It's hot in this.

153
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It's a magic potion?

154
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:47,250
Metadata, the secret recipe of the druids is transmitted…

155
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From the druid's mouth to the druid's ear. I know.

156
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I will leave you.

157
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- What was that?
- A magic potion. Druid saved it!

158
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Factorix.

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To the village!

160
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Asterix!

161
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After Obelix! To the catapult!

162
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Quack, quack!

163
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Come on! Quickly!

164
00:16:07,541 --> 00:16:10,500
Watch out, I'm passing!

165
00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:35,541
Are you okay?

166
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:39,750
Where am I?

167
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,125
What's going on here?

168
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:53,666
The world for the Romans…

169
00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:58,916
No, Obelix.

170
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It teaches citizens
To follow the laws

171
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Excuse me, please.

172
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- How did they come before us?
- By river, in boats from the Roman world.

173
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We got our sandals wet,

174
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:29,166
but we arrived faster than you.

175
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,041
And driving is fun.

176
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I've already gone twice, you?
It's worth it, when you have the time.

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- Mortus!
- Yes, I'm coming.

178
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It's great.

179
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Who will be the first to taste if the drink is good?

180
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Mortus!

181
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,000
Why always me?

182
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Drink.

183
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,625
- I think it's real.
- Check it.

184
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:30,833
Shall I check there?

185
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:33,250
Man. I've had enough.

186
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:37,583
Always the same, always
I have to test, taste...

187
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Gauls and their drinks...

188
00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:45,916
Listen, I'm sorry. I'm just following orders.

189
00:18:50,416 --> 00:18:51,333
Oh, yes!

190
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,791
-Obelix!
- The real thing.

191
00:18:58,750 --> 00:18:59,625
Just wait.

192
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:07,458
I mean, come on!

193
00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:09,958
Legion, potion!

194
00:19:49,041 --> 00:19:54,208
Excuse me, but what exactly is the plan?
We all drink from the same ladle?

195
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,583
Obelix, behind you! Watch out!

196
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:46,041
Legion, to positions!

197
00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:54,916
All or nothing.

198
00:20:56,083 --> 00:21:01,416
Let's show them who the invincible Gauls are.
And we fight to the very end!

199
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,708
Gali!

200
00:21:09,416 --> 00:21:10,708
Get together.

201
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,500
Onslaught!

202
00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,833
Which one...

203
00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:04,000
But good. You bastard!

204
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:06,916
What's going on, my Jupiter?

205
00:22:07,416 --> 00:22:11,583
It's another potion,
from which you fly and change color!

206
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,125
It's a mixture of everything, let's say.

207
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,166
I'm great.

208
00:22:18,916 --> 00:22:20,125
The first time.

209
00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:21,458
Bullshit.

210
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:26,083
I will tell everyone in Rome that you betrayed us!

211
00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:27,250
Here you go.

212
00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:29,708
-Not.
-That way. Ciao!

213
00:22:29,791 --> 00:22:32,875
Not!

214
00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:54,166
Oh well, they really know how to put on a show.

215
00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:55,875
Those are the Armoricans.

216
00:23:05,916 --> 00:23:07,500
Beautiful, son.

217
00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:12,791
Happy birthday, mom.

218
00:23:13,541 --> 00:23:17,833
- Thanks, son.
- Pompey's mom didn't get this.

219
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,833
Well done, Faktorix!

220
00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:31,250
Friends, I couldn't have made it without her.

221
00:23:31,791 --> 00:23:33,833
Thank you, Roman.

222
00:23:33,916 --> 00:23:35,333
Metadata.

223
00:23:35,416 --> 00:23:36,375
Asterix.

224
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:37,875
Put out the fire.

225
00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:41,416
I have something else to do.

226
00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:48,958
Gali!

227
00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:57,250
Gali!

228
00:23:57,958 --> 00:23:58,875
Gali!

229
00:23:59,791 --> 00:24:03,083
What are you doing with these barbarians, Wikipedia?

230
00:24:03,583 --> 00:24:07,958
Those "barbarians", as you call them,
they may be loud, grumpy,

231
00:24:08,041 --> 00:24:11,458
undisciplined and questionable hygiene,

232
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:17,208
but they do not impose on anyone
own taste, gods or way of life.

233
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,666
And for the last time, my name is Metadata.

234
00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:24,375
Mala has character.

235
00:24:25,208 --> 00:24:27,291
Which one of you is the boss?

236
00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:29,166
I.

237
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,416
Actually, he is.

238
00:24:32,625 --> 00:24:35,750
Gali, I could destroy you all.

239
00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:38,541
Really? With which army?

240
00:24:43,291 --> 00:24:45,875
But you entertained my people.

241
00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:48,041
You deserve to live.

242
00:24:48,125 --> 00:24:51,000
And since Caesar is generous…

243
00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:55,458
You are pardoned!

244
00:25:04,916 --> 00:25:09,791
We need a better like system
and "I don't like it". Shall we go?

245
00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:14,958
Why stop now? There was a fire, a fight,

246
00:25:15,041 --> 00:25:17,166
children's cries, bloodshed.

247
00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:20,333
Everything for a perfect evening! Why stop now?

248
00:25:23,708 --> 00:25:24,666
So...

249
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:27,583
What a day.

250
00:25:28,416 --> 00:25:29,708
So...

251
00:25:30,458 --> 00:25:32,500
Because he spared you,

252
00:25:32,583 --> 00:25:35,250
let's say we're even now.

253
00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:38,666
However, we Gauls should stick together.

254
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:39,750
Isn't it?

255
00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,291
Hey, no offense.

256
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:44,375
With.

257
00:25:47,833 --> 00:25:50,625
Long live Samostalix, our leader!

258
00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:53,791
That's it, Blackangus!

259
00:25:53,875 --> 00:25:57,458
Gallic feast for the end
these wonderful adventures.

260
00:25:57,541 --> 00:26:00,875
That's right, Hanabarbera. Dance and feast.

261
00:26:00,958 --> 00:26:04,791
You have to admit, those Gauls know how to live.

262
00:26:05,541 --> 00:26:09,208
Excuse me, are you going to comment on everything all the time?

263
00:26:09,291 --> 00:26:13,625
The urge to tell stories
is it an attempt to escape from reality?

264
00:26:13,708 --> 00:26:17,583
That you don't have to take control
over their lives?

265
00:26:18,083 --> 00:26:19,458
'Evening, madam.

266
00:26:20,041 --> 00:26:24,583
That's why Gaelic culture fascinates me
since I can remember.

267
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:28,250
As a thank you, I'll let you in on a secret
which is transmitted

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from the druid's mouth to the druid's ear.

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-Really?
-That.

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If you reheat it the next day,

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the stew is even tastier.

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Can I have some more beer? Thanks.

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Votive gifts!

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- Votive gifts!
- Yes, good.

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I have a hunch who this is from.

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-Speech!
-Speak, Obelix!

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Speak, Obelix!

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-Obelix!
-Speech.

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I can't hear you.

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This menhir…

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It's for you, Chief. It's for you, Union.

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It's for you, Kozoderix.

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And you, Automatix.

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And you, Jelousabmarino and Analfabetixe.

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And for you, my friend Asterix.

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It's nice to have you back in our village.

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Yes, for you too, Malix.

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This menhir, friends, is
for each of us.

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Because it is like our unity, like our village.

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Solid as a rock!

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That!

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Want to add something?

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Then that's all.

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And so this wonderful adventure ends.

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And the whole tribe feasted
until the early hours of the morning.

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The whole thing?

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Oh no!

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The stew with vegetables was delicious,
my little Gicko.

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Thank you, Uni. Are you sure you don't want to go to Lutecia?

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We'll see tomorrow.

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How about a quiet evening?

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That. Good.

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Netflix, where are we?

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- So far...
-Skip summary.

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ASTERIX AND OBELIX: DUEL OF CHIEFS

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Translation of subtitles: Nikolina Novak

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THE VEGETABLE GARDEN MISSION